I Am Moving To India

As dedicated spiritual seeker, I have decided to move to India, leaving behind everything I have built in my life so far. (Photo credit)

My determination is rock solid. I have always wanted to go to India. Sure, I have read a lot of books on spirituality, I meditate and pray, and I’m blessed to have the interesting ability to read the Akashic Records and to communicate with spirit guides, but I feel something is amiss. I must find it out in the holy land of the Indian subcontinent, the great land that produced Buddha, Gandhi, Tagore, Swami Vivekananda, Paramahansa Yogananda, to name just a few.

I am convinced this is in the highest good for me and all humanity. So even though the farewell is quite painful, don’t try to change my mind. Two and a half years ago, I followed my intuition to quit my nice corporate job and moved myself across America from Nashville to Portland, Oregon. This move to India is even bigger, but I am confident I have earned enough strength and self-trust to make it happen.

Where in India am I going to? A secret temple near Tibet. The monks and nuns there spend their days meditating, cultivating the earth for their sustenance, and chanting and praying for world peace, while enjoying eternal life. I guess this is a good destination.

However, I am also tempted to just walk around India, sharing the near-starvation life with millions of people there, teaching them how they can create their life with their own innate power.

How am I going to India? By astral projection. It’s the fastest and most cost effective manner of transportation. I hate traveling by air, the crowded airports, uncomfortable airplane seats, and the boring transitions. Astral projection is quick — I just need to figure out how to protect my base point and silver cord safe.

For those of you who wish to visit me there — your kind intention is deeply appreciated. Yes, leave the nasty materialism of the American life and come eat the traditional vegetarian foods, humbly served in earthen ware. Don’t go to the big cities like Bangalore — that would be no different from American cities. People there now work American jobs, you know. Dress like the locals and stick to the lessor-known country side. I will ask my spirit guides to direct you my way, so don’t worry, you will find me.

My best wishes go to all of you. When I complete my Ascension and leave my physical body to transition to my lightbody, I will send you a signal from the sixth dimension. The mountainous area of India near Tibet is ideal for this purpose, too, because — well, isn’t it obvious that it’s closer to heaven?

Love & Light,

Akemi Gaines

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This is a joke post for April Fools’ Day ^_^

Haha, no, I’m staying in my beloved city of Eugene, Oregon. Still doing Akashic Record Reading and writing the book on Akashic Records. The gateway to Divinity and all the spiritual secrets are within each of us (who do you think you are, you know?) , and although traveling may be fun, I don’t intend to move to India.

Hope you enjoyed the post. Did you do some innocent nonsense today? Sense of humor is good for you. Now I’m going around the blogosphere to see if any other bloggers made joke posts